February 2012
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Home alone. TIME TO BLAST SOME EDM
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Hey would you mind if I got you a basket full of condoms and lube for your...
– Mike
(no srsly, wtf XD)
WHY ARE MY FRIENDS SO WEIRD
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
cougardraven:
superwholocker:
findmeat221bbakerst:
jammy-john:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
AND AS I RAN I WOULD CLICK THE SMOKE MACHINE ON AND HAVE MY HAIR CASCADING BEHIND ME, AND WHEN WE FALL INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS, WE SHALL CHERISH THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF FINALLY...
Dear Gym Leaders,
poke-problems:
Oh, you use potions? You must be a really great and talented trainer.
Sincerely, no one.
Let us all take a moment tonight, on Oscar Night,...
sickslickman:
anorie:
That WAS pretty fuckin’ epic.
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Love gets so sexualized in our world. We start to feel like there is no love...
– John Green (on writing Will Grayson, Will Grayson with David Levithan)
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By the way, I’m upset.
oops
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Sometimes I wish real-life people didn’t follow me. Because they do, I usually feel like I need to censor myself and can’t really angst or talk about how upset I am on here
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I used to find other men attractive...
benedictcumberbitches:
firesiderechauffe:
But then I took a Benedict to the ovaries.
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chicksdigthephoenix:
69ingchipmunks:
silver no don’t hit your pokemon
silver no they’re your friends
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
australian guys: lol eshays cunt gabba gabba lol spray some trains most of us need to be shot
new zealand guys:
Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: ||||
Yer a wizard: |||
I'm Sherlock Holmes: ||||
Pick your starter: |||||||
SBURB is downloading: |||||||||||||||||||||||||
I love you: ||
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What is your battle cry? →
cupthemasterballs:
luipaardjack:
mssynclair:
Stalking through the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh MsSynclair! And she gives a booming grunt:
“I’m going to torment you so heinously, it will be a new form of crime!!!”
Prowling over the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Luipaardjack! And she...
waterkangaroo asked: YOU MUST LEND THEM TO ME. I mean, uh, please? Oh wait! I'm killing you anyway, so I'll just wait to do that until you order, then claim them for my own!
gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
EVERYONE LIKES ME BECAUSE OF REASONS
what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page
Monika hates me 5evr :C
I love Monika forever
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