Stalking through the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh MsSynclair! And she gives a booming grunt:
“I’m going to torment you so heinously, it will be a new form of crime!!!”
Prowling over the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Luipaardjack! And she gives a booming grunt:
“Blood and souls for my dark lord! I hereby snap and go berzerk!”
Storming from over the horizon, making women immaculately conceive, small children void their bowels, and geriatrics collapse into dust, Snorlax swings an uprooted douglas fir in one hand as he howls to the heavens
“YOU GO GLEN COCO!”
Skulking amidst the fields, brandishing a meaty axe, comethEpsilonred714! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
“I’m going to spank you until you’re a parapalegic!”
(Source: chantillyxlacey, via zalgolax)
